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Here we listed some most funny Whatsapp status around the web. Check out this post to get such kind of funny Whatsapp status which is short, easy fit on cell and mostly liked by people around the world.

Best Funny Whatsapp Status

She will definitely call u “Honey” when she needs money.

So remember, ,, for every action,,,,, there is an equal and opposite social media overreaction.

The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

Money doesn’t bring happiness, but shopping does.

A man who counts his money after withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues.

Facebook account is my serious account. The funny one is my bank account!

It’s funny how I am good at giving advice’s to others but when it comes to helping myself, I don’t know what to do!

A grown man was wearing a Minions shirt that said “I’m here to annoy you.” Mission accomplished.

The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear cloths, does not guarantee it to join the dinning table.

Laughter is the best medicine. But if you are laughing without any reason, you need medicine.

I’ve heard a few women mention that they love to get gifts from men that take their breath away…I’m thinking treadmill.

God grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I will not read.

There’s no such thing as insomnia. There are just lot of people with Internet access and that too high speed and cheap.

When times are troubled, SMILE.When disaster threatens, LAUGH.When asked your age, LIE.

Funny Status For Facebook

I just saved a TON of money on Christmas presents by discussing politics on Facebook.

It’s Facebook, not Time Magazine. We don’t need to see your entire life in pictures.

That’s so weird. I told her to calm down and it had the exact opposite effect…

About to mail my check for $1500 to Nigeria for the $15 million lottery I just won! Cya later SUCKAS!

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.

With so many things coming back in style, I can’t wait till loyalty and morals become the new trend again.

Good girls are found in every corner of earth. But unfortunately earth is round.

A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is “Don’t you think you have had enough!

I know it’s “cool” to make fun of celebrities, but the Bieber jokes need to stop. That’s somebody’s daughter.

Getting older is pretty much just paying bills and finally understanding why killers in horror flicks target teenagers.

She said she was having twins and I said, “At least you’ll finally have 2 kids by the same father.

Learn a lesson from your dog. No matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that crap and move on.

Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to be ripe, others are eating them with salt.

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.

Show some love and support my channel – Click like and Subscribe!! please!! come on its only 2 clicks.

If only the world would look as hard for a clean alternative to oil and coal as it is for that damn plane we might be alive when they find it.

Best Funny Whatsapp Status

It takes a brave man to admit when his wife is wrong.

Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped

FACT: 99.7% of guys named “Dan” are not actually “The Man”.

Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.

Time to train for my favorite winter sport. Extreme Hibernation.

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

You know what I hate? People who answer their own questions.

If I got 50p for every maths exam I failed I’d have about £6.20 now.

Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use Photoshop to show their creativity.

When your kids become teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so someone in the house is happy to see you.